Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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