Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Women's rights

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Penis

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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#Getweird

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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