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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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