Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Sam Hengal.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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