- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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