- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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