- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

My love life

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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