old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What does water smell like? water.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

do you wanna hear a joke school

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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