Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

13 =B you just learned something

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Connor is homosexuaI

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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