- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Im gay What about you

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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