- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mam is so fat.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A Fat Kenyan

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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