What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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