Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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