- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

There's a god, just kidding.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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