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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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