- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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