Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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kill yourself

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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