- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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