what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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