- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

identical jokes get different votes.

Im cute hehehee

My wife made me a sandwich

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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