- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's There

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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