- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

2 black kids walk into school

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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