What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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