What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Half life 3 confirmed

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Not a joke.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

the WNBA

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

YOU

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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