Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Manchester City

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Massie is a fatass

im not black, im Joseph Kony

hextech crafting too opieop

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

This sentance contains three errers

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...