- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A man did not like this site

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

AIDS.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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