- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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