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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

u suck

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Blacks

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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