- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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