- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater