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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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