- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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