- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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