If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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