- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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