- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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