- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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