What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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I have aids

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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PENIS

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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No!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Anti Joke

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