Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q- Why? A- Why not?

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

George W. Bush

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Anti Joke

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