- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what are three short words? i a am

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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