- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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