Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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