I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

i had sex.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock, Knock Come in

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Shea's sty....

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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