What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Tilt your screen back

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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