- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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