- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

epic win?

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The queen having a shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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