- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig