- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What? Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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