What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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