What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

miha kako si?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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