I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

roy g biv

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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