A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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