how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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