- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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