- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

baloney sandwich

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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