"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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