- Anti Joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic