- Anti Joke

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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