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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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