- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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