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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's worse than this That :(

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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