Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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