An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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