Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Rush Limbaugh

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

wanna here a joke? you.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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