"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Knock Knock Come in

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XD Jackass.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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no pun intended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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