- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Women's rights.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

womans having rights.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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