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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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