- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why so serious? Your brother died.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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