The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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