- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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