- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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