What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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