- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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