- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

don't read this

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

H o m o comes out as homo

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

ecks! why zee?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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