Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Tall asians

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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