- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Dude man, I'm high...

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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