- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

alert("Hello");

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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