- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

women's rights

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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