Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Antijokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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