- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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