- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

A possesed goat: "moo"

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??