What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Women deserve equal rights.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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