- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Pianos.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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