- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

H o m o comes out as homo

ecks! why zee?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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