How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

willam dafoe

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops