- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

your mom is so fat.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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