- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I dont have a girlfriend

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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