- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Anti Jokes = Drained

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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