Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

My parents died!

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