- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Justin beiber..

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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