why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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