What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

I <3 Hitler

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

women's rights

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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