- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

your no better than a cockroach

Women's Rights

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Anti Joke

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