why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Indians

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I love alchohol!

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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