- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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