- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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