Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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