How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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