- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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