You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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like if your cool

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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